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Life Lessons From My Broken Foot

The Gift of a Broken Foot

Since breaking my foot in a freak bicycle accident (a.k.a. I feel off my bike like a moron), I’m beginning to realize that I’ve been taking the little things in life for granted. Millennials have grown so accustomed to instant gratification and mind-blowing technology that we often forget about the small things in life that make us happy. Here are some things that I truly miss about not having a really stylish boot on my foot:

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How To Be Cool In College: Scared Straight Edition

How To Be Cool In College: Scared Straight Edition

So, I’m sure a lot of you are asking yourselves, “how do I become a campus celeb AND rack up thousands of dollars at the hospital?”

You know what sister friend? Your girl Caroline is going to tell you exactly how to accomplish overnight fame.

When I was in high school, my parents were pretty strict so I spent a lot of time grounded. I drank a little bit but I didn’t really discover the party scene until I was in college.

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The Sunshine Blogger Award

I was nominated for The Sunshine Blogger Award by Sierra at SierraSays.com! Thank you for your kind words!

 

WHAT Is The Sunshine Blogger Award?

The Sunshine Blogger Award is an award given to bloggers who are inspiring, creative and bring sunshine into the lives of their readers and other fellow bloggers.

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I Love My Phone, I Love It Not

I Love My Phone, I Love It Not

My phone is a source of joy and of utter misery in my life. I am totally dependent on it, yet I loathe it. It’s like a weight in my pocket that whispers “Hey girl, why don’t you just take a peek at Facebook? What if you miss something important? You’ll be prettier if you check Tinder.”

I don’t want to be so attached to this damn device but I literally use it for everything.

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An Open Letter to My Puppy

My Cute Goldendoodle

Dearest Delia,

OMG YOU ARE JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE THING I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SWEET GIRL YOU ARE THE APPLE OF MY EYE I WISH YOU COULD TALK TO ME PUPPY AHHHH!!

Ok now that that is out of the way, I would like to discuss a few things:

Let’s start here… even though it is adorable how much you want to protect me, you HAVE to stop barking at everyone that walks by the house… You see, not everyone wants to hurt Mommy. Those 12–year-olds across the street are skateboarding because they have nothing else to do. Not because they want to shoot up Mommy with heroin.

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Delia ate my MF lunch again. .
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